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'Be advised that I am not going to consider those who don't bring their resume!'

"He's crashed. . . What a loser!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"I think we may be related!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

I told you we were late!

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!