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'Be advised that I am not going to consider those who don't bring their resume!'

"He's crashed. . . What a loser!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"I think we may be related!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Are we there yet?"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'