Perm Enthusiast Pillows

'I hate it when she gets perms'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Absolutely not!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

Curling your hair for no reason

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Drunk Barber

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Biro Diversity

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Je Suis Charlie

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.