Perm Enthusiast Mugs

'I hate it when she gets perms'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Absolutely not!"

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Curling your hair for no reason

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Drunk Barber

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Je Suis Charlie

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"