Reproductive Technology Geek T-Shirts

Frozen Sperm: Serve at Womb Temperature

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

"Are we there yet?"

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

Critic software

The discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

European Union versus Big Tech

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"The first rule of celebrity biography is write about who you know."

Science and mothers day

"Mom, was I thoroughly vetted before I was born?"

'Don't worry about the workload. The boss upgraded the computer.'

'The diagnostic computer keeps getting error messages.'

I like robots...

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

'Congratulations. Our employment application screening software was no match for your employment application submission software.'

'I love being a building inspector.'

Cerne Abbas

Cerne Abbas

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."

"If your bill isn't paid in 30 days, you'll be hearing from the organ collection repro man!"