Reproductive Technology Geek Gifts

Frozen Sperm: Serve at Womb Temperature

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

"Are we there yet?"

Critic software

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

The discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"The first rule of celebrity biography is write about who you know."

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

Science and mothers day

European Union versus Big Tech

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'

"Mom, was I thoroughly vetted before I was born?"

'Don't worry about the workload. The boss upgraded the computer.'

I like robots...

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

'The diagnostic computer keeps getting error messages.'

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'

'Congratulations. Our employment application screening software was no match for your employment application submission software.'

'I love being a building inspector.'

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Cerne Abbas

Cerne Abbas

Storkco Fertility Research. Remember when we just delivered the babies?