Fertility Fighter Gifts

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Mother Love is Without Logic

Pregnancy Test

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Glass Ceiling

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

Wearing bras in 2020.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

Fire-breathing damsel.

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

Science and mothers day

''The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'? -- How patriarchal can you get?'

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

Jennifer Felt Perfectly Safe Walking Through the Park at Night with Her Handy Cast-Iron Baguette.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. V - Sporting for ladies

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'