Fertility Fighter T-Shirts

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Mother Love is Without Logic

Pregnancy Test

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

South Carolina's War on Women

Glass Ceiling

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Wearing bras in 2020.

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

Science and mothers day

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Referee's Glamorous Assistant...

Fire-breathing damsel.

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

''The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'? -- How patriarchal can you get?'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'

Jennifer Felt Perfectly Safe Walking Through the Park at Night with Her Handy Cast-Iron Baguette.

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"