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'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

Man embarrassed at a fertility clinic.

'Be honest with me, doctor. . . Is my sperm showing signs of aging?'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Bubbling

Pregnancy Test

Abortion Ban

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Science and mothers day

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"Species loss has hit him hard."

"I just had a nightmare that 9 judges had control over men's bodies!"

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

SCOTUS

Pro-Life Pete

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"