Fertility Awareness Advocates T-Shirts

"That's not a comet darling, it's the British sperm count."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Restrictive Abortion Laws

Pregnancy Test

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Good news, hon. They defunded Planned Parenthood."

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Science and mothers day

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

Mother Love is Without Logic

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

Pro-Life Pete

SCOTUS

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Cerne Abbas

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

Cerne Abbas

"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

Morning After Pill

'YOU ordered the morning after pill!'