Fertility Awareness Advocates Mugs

"That's not a comet darling, it's the British sperm count."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

Restrictive Abortion Laws

Everyone's Got an Opinion but No One Is Willing to Take a Chance for It

"Good news, hon. They defunded Planned Parenthood."

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Science and mothers day

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

Pro-Life Pete

SCOTUS

Mother Love is Without Logic

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

Cerne Abbas

"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."

"... and that this ham we're eating has enough sodium to give us high blood pressure. That's what I learned in school today."

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Cerne Abbas

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

Morning After Pill