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The causes of mood swings are generally hormonal.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"That was some climax, Hon."

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

Bubbling

'Must you always point out my floss?'

What's really in junk food...

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

Opium Den 2019

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

Prostate Issues

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."