Hormonal Awareness Advocate Gifts

The causes of mood swings are generally hormonal.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Menopause and the City

May the force be with you

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"That was some climax, Hon."

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Bubbling

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

What's really in junk food...

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Vasectomy Clinic: Convert to Unleaded Here

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Opium Den 2019

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Obstetrician's office: Innies and Outies.

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

Pink ribbon thanks for your support

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."