Fertility Awareness Advocate Gifts

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

Man embarrassed at a fertility clinic.

'Be honest with me, doctor. . . Is my sperm showing signs of aging?'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Restrictive Abortion Laws

Everyone's Got an Opinion but No One Is Willing to Take a Chance for It

Abortion Ban

Pregnancy Test

Bubbling

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Science and mothers day

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"I just had a nightmare that 9 judges had control over men's bodies!"

"Species loss has hit him hard."

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

Pro-Life Pete

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"