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"Doctor, that fertility drug you gave me seems to have some side effects"

The Three Wise Queens

Baby pram as a tank

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Nun Binning the Devil

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

Manspreading in Art

NHS targets

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Science and mothers day

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Not very ladylike. Please help.

This is how we used to dry clothes. Cool! Solar power in action. It's, like, totally free energy! That�s right � Women's labor is, like, totally free. Did we just switch topics?

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'

My belief is better than yours!

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

"Why are you smiling?"

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

'Thank you My next song is about female survival in a male dominated society on 300 after tax,'

Where Did My Love Go?

Here's How The Next Miss America Will Be Chosen

Mother Love is Without Logic