Fertility Warrior Pillows

"Doctor, that fertility drug you gave me seems to have some side effects"

The Three Wise Queens

Baby pram as a tank

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Nun Binning the Devil

'It's Mrs. O'Hara...the one whose due date was 37 days ago...she's angry.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Manspreading in Art

NHS targets

Pregnancy Test

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

Not very ladylike. Please help.

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Science and mothers day

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

My belief is better than yours!

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Mother Love is Without Logic

'Thank you My next song is about female survival in a male dominated society on 300 after tax,'

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.