Fertility Figure Fan Gifts

It appears to be a symbol of fertility...one of the ancients' more iconic brands...

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"Now you've done it!"

Science and mothers day

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Only a handful of people are this small.

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

Mother Love is Without Logic

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

Life Drawing Class

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Vulcan

Cerne Abbas

Cerne Abbas

'We're looking for a star, and I truly believe that star could be you...'