Fertility Figure Fan Pillows

It appears to be a symbol of fertility...one of the ancients' more iconic brands...

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"Now you've done it!"

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

Science and mothers day

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'

Only a handful of people are this small.

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

IVF Slut

Mother Love is Without Logic

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Cerne Abbas

Storkco Fertility Research. Remember when we just delivered the babies?

Vulcan

"Mary thanked me, and said, 'Fleece Navidad'."

Life Drawing Class

Cerne Abbas