Fertility Journey Fan Pillows

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

Three Parent Baby

God's Phone

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

Science and mothers day

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

Mother Love is Without Logic

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

"Well then, can I at least call you sometime?"

"Not only are we new here, I understand the whole place didn't exist a few days ago."

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

God creates Adam.

In it for the long haul.

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

'I hear his mum has gone right off those Fertility drugs.'

Proud parents of the first test tube moustache.

"I'm just hoping to make it to the Final Four."

Cerne Abbas