Fertility Friend Gifts

Sperm Bank, the bank that likes to say yes... yes!... YES!

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

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"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Pregnancy Test

Three Parent Baby

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Fertility Center.

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'When you perform the surgery, please don't remove any of my untapped potential.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Last one in is a rotten egg.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

Science and mothers day