Infertility Support Prints

"We couldn't have children, so last year we went overseas and adopted a cat."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Pregnancy Test

Three Parent Baby

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Fertility Center.

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

Science and mothers day

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."