Seeking Fertility Treatment Prints

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

Male and Female doors to IVF clinic

Fertility Center.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

IVF assessment centre.

Pregnancy Test

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Three Parent Baby

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Science and mothers day

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.