Undergoing Fertility Treatments Prints

Pregnancy Test

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Three Parent Baby

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Fertility Center.

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Last one in is a rotten egg.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Science and mothers day

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"Too early to tell if the treatment works, but I'm feeling nauseously optimistic."

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'