Infertility Journey Pillows

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

'I wish we could have had children, Phillip.'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

IVF assessment centre.

Three Parent Baby

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Pregnancy Test

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Fertility Center.

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

Science and mothers day

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'