Embarking On Fertility Treatments Gifts

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"So, how long have you been trying?"

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Three Parent Baby

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Pregnancy Test

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

Fertility Center.

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Science and mothers day

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'