Embarking On Fertility Treatments Gifts

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

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"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

IVF assessment centre.

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Three Parent Baby

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"So, how long have you been trying?"

Pregnancy Test

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Fertility Center.

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

"If you're so worried about the effect of your mobile phone on your sperm count maybe you should just use it less!"

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Last one in is a rotten egg.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, but these pills you have to take come in a child-proof bottle.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

Science and mothers day

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

'I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Cottontail, you're out of eggs.'

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

"I do hope you've got enough for a sample, Mr Furse."