Ivf Adventurer Gifts

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

IVF treatment

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Astronaut

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Tough Love 2000

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

A woman reads a romance novel.

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

'Oh good, valet parking.'

Nosferatu-D2

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

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