Ivf Adventurer Gifts

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

IVF treatment

IVF

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Astronaut

Roller Coaster of Love

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

Tough Love 2000

Sam Jackson

A woman reads a romance novel.

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

'Oh good, valet parking.'