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'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Free love

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

Science and mothers day

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

Cerne Abbas

Cerne Abbas

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Storkco Fertility Research. Remember when we just delivered the babies?

Kiwi falls in love with speech bubble

Test-tube baby

IVF

IVF Slut

'Congratulations! It's a saviour sibling.'

'Yours is a very rare case.'

'Be advised that I am not going to consider those who don't bring their resume!'

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

'I'm still enjoying sex at 76 - I live next door at 75!'

'...no no, it was good for me...it just didn't have quite the pazzazz of IVF.'