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'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Free love

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

Science and mothers day

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

Kiwi falls in love with speech bubble

Cerne Abbas

Cerne Abbas

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

Test-tube baby

'Congratulations! It's a saviour sibling.'

'Be advised that I am not going to consider those who don't bring their resume!'

'Yours is a very rare case.'

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

'I'm still enjoying sex at 76 - I live next door at 75!'

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

'I want the contents of that bottle checked!'

'...no no, it was good for me...it just didn't have quite the pazzazz of IVF.'