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'I want the contents of that bottle checked!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Do me next."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Man doing a search on a computer

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."