Leaving A Toxic Relationship Gifts

"I just got out of an abusive relationship."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"It could never work between us."

Hollywood Breakup

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

Ice Cream Flavors

"He just married me on the rebound."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

Generation Ex.

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

"I can be changed!"

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

We have to accept we'll never be together – we're both corner pieces.

"This time, she went too far."

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

The sunsets on Barry and Beryl's relationship:'Very funny Beryl, but you better dig me out now...'

'He used to be my tiger, now he's nothing more than a skunk, a boar and a lying toad.'

"I wanted this to work, too James, but it's time we accepted it - I am entirely grass and you are clearly some part of the cat's face."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."