Leaving A Toxic Relationship T-Shirts

"I just got out of an abusive relationship."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"It could never work between us."

Hollywood Breakup

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

Ice Cream Flavors

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

Generation Ex.

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

"I can be changed!"

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

"This time, she went too far."

"I wanted this to work, too James, but it's time we accepted it - I am entirely grass and you are clearly some part of the cat's face."

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

The sunsets on Barry and Beryl's relationship:'Very funny Beryl, but you better dig me out now...'

'He used to be my tiger, now he's nothing more than a skunk, a boar and a lying toad.'

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"