Relationship Separation Gifts

'This isn't what I meant by a 'trial separation'!'

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"Divorce, like life, Mrs Horgan, is what you make of it."

Separation Anxiety.

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

"I'm leaving you, Carol, I need space."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

The prying mantis,

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

Blues artis's daily list

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship?

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'