Moving On From A Relationship Gifts

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"I can be changed!"

Window Treatments - Glass Curtain

Sarah was having trouble getting over a previous relationship.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

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"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

Hollywood Breakup

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"It could never work between us."

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

"You'll get over him."

'Darling, this is my ex. You know, the one I said you were twice the man of.'

Generation Ex.

"He just married me on the rebound."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

"You've got to learn to let go."

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

"I think we should each try other beers."

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

'Oh, them...they're just my x husands.'

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.