Laziness Advocates Gifts

'Maybe if you showed some sign of life once in a while this sort of thing wouldn't happen.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"I want to work from home!"

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

Exercise vs Laxative.

Eventual Motion Machine

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

Self-Walking Legs

Woman walking sausage dog.

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"