Laziness Advocate Gifts

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

'But I feel quite healthy.'

'I am not lazy, I have a disease. It's called couchaholism.'

Your admiration for Tracy Emin's 'unmade bed' does NOT give you carte blanche to stay in yours!

Self help acupuncture

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"I want to work from home!"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Creative napping

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Eventual Motion Machine

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Exercise vs Laxative.

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."