Laziness Aficionado Gifts

Bored Coachman

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

'Sloth? We prefer Creature of Persistent Inactivity.'

'He has a form of swine flu...it's called lazy pig flu.'

'He's an ambitious man who shows remarkable restraint.'

Just want to piss about

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"I want to work from home!"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Fetch the Boomerang

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Inactive wear'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."