Laziness Aficionado Gifts

Bored Coachman

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

Bob's got to be the laziest bird I've ever known.

'Sloth? We prefer Creature of Persistent Inactivity.'

'He has a form of swine flu...it's called lazy pig flu.'

'He's an ambitious man who shows remarkable restraint.'

Just want to piss about

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I want to work from home!"

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Fetch the Boomerang

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'Inactive wear'