Laziness Appreciator Gifts

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

Late Sleeper.

The Recline & Fall of Western Civilization.

'Do you want this fridge on the left or right side of the garage?'

Police Feline Unit

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"I want to work from home!"

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'Lethargy is a sign of depression? No wonder we sloths have never gotten anywhere.'

'Don't just sit around all day. Go pollinate something?'

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'