Laziness Enthusiast Gifts

24 ? The Next Series. Jack says: 'Think I'll throw a sickie today.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

La-z-house

'I'm really not that ambitious... it's just that avoiding work is too much work.'

Sapper, since you're in there so much we're moving your files in there too, and giving your desk to Chasen.

'Oh, he couldn't be sleepwalking - he's far too lazy for THAT.'

'Laziest gun-dog I've ever owned.'

New Frontiers In Lazy-Assed Cartooning

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'Craig has been in airplane mode for a few years now.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Lazy Octopus

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"I want to work from home!"

How the goat got square eyes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'