Laziness Battler Gifts

'Get up off your backsides and get to work.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"I want to work from home!"

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

fish in a bottle...

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

'Sloth? We prefer Creature of Persistent Inactivity.'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

'I am not lazy, I have a disease. It's called couchaholism.'

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

"When good hamsters go bad."

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."