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'Get up off your backsides and get to work.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"I want to work from home!"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

fish in a bottle...

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

Self-Walking Legs

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

Mr. Winter blast returns.

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

"When good hamsters go bad."

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

Directions for walker across several hills.

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

'I am not lazy, I have a disease. It's called couchaholism.'

'Sloth? We prefer Creature of Persistent Inactivity.'