Laziness Advocates Pillows

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Homo Zapiens

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Ultra-lazy sloth

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"I want to work from home!"

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Eventual Motion Machine

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

Woman walking sausage dog.

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

"Thinking really hard about joining the gym is mental exercise!"