Law Office Staff Gifts

Deep pockets on line two.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Overworked in the office

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

In and Out Tray

Meat Grinder

Parade of Businessmen

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'He's an expendable.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"Hey, Dunleavy! I hear the boss is clearing out more dead wood today! Maybe you should've just stayed home and called in stick! Get it? Called in stick?"

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'I got a suspended sentence.'

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

Perks

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

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