Law Office Staff T-Shirts

Deep pockets on line two.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Overworked in the office

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

In and Out Tray

Meat Grinder

Parade of Businessmen

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

We're transferring you to company headquarters so you can kiss company hindquarters.

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'He's an expendable.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Hey, Dunleavy! I hear the boss is clearing out more dead wood today! Maybe you should've just stayed home and called in stick! Get it? Called in stick?"

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'I got a suspended sentence.'

Perks

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

Deadlines, Inc.

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'