Lasagna Lovers Gifts

"I look at work burnout like more of a burnout lasagna: last week's workload layered on the past week's workload, layed on the previous week's workload, all smothered on top of this week's workload."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

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"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Old Phones Lasagne

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Al Dante

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Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Holy Macaroni,

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'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Linguini for two?"

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

Guy Fieri

Mozart eating noodles.

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."