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"I look at work burnout like more of a burnout lasagna: last week's workload layered on the past week's workload, layed on the previous week's workload, all smothered on top of this week's workload."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

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"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

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"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

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"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

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'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Linguini for two?"

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

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"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Mozart eating noodles.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."