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"I look at work burnout like more of a burnout lasagna: last week's workload layered on the past week's workload, layed on the previous week's workload, all smothered on top of this week's workload."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

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"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

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Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

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"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

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You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

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"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

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'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

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"Linguini for two?"

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

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"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."