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"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

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"Expense account or regular?"

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

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"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

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"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

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"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

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"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"Linguini for two?"

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You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'