Little Lasagna Lover Gifts

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Pony Rides

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Italia tours

I love Cannelloni

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Expense account or regular?"

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

'Mother?'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Old Phones Lasagne

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Al Dante

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Holy Macaroni,

Spaghetti Road

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"Linguini for two?"

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'