Lasagna Lover Gifts

"Lou, that lazy cartoonist did it again! You have got to see the size of this hole — we’re free! Sweet mother of all things holy... the Lockhorns are making lasagna!!"

"Lasagna anyone?"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Italia tours

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Old Phones Lasagne

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Al Dante

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

Holy Macaroni,

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Spaghetti Road

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Linguini for two?"

Guy Fieri

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

Mozart eating noodles.

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'