Lasagna Lover Gifts

"Lou, that lazy cartoonist did it again! You have got to see the size of this hole — we’re free! Sweet mother of all things holy... the Lockhorns are making lasagna!!"

"Lasagna anyone?"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Italia tours

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al Dante

Old Phones Lasagne

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Sausages!

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

Spaghetti Road

Holy Macaroni,

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Linguini for two?"

Mozart eating noodles.

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."