King Of Lasagne Fans Gifts

'Lasagne, lasagne, my kingdom for lasagne.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Cheese

Cooking with Pierre

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"A votre sante!"

Say cheese!

'YAY! PATE!'

Former opera tenor tells wife to bring more lasagna.

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"He looks like a cheeseburger."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Cheese

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

'It's unanimous, we'll have the donuts with sprinkles.'

Cheesemaker

Lex Ave Express

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

'My Mum's the best cook. She makes a lasagne with spinach and broccoli and it tastes great!'

Train back from Glyndebourne.

"Lou, that lazy cartoonist did it again! You have got to see the size of this hole — we’re free! Sweet mother of all things holy... the Lockhorns are making lasagna!!"

Two brides raise a glass.

"This second citation is for failing to bribe a police officer with donuts."

'We found the donut to be more of an incentive for him.'

'Monged too much this week?'

Christmas Donut

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

"I look at work burnout like more of a burnout lasagna: last week's workload layered on the past week's workload, layed on the previous week's workload, all smothered on top of this week's workload."

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product....'

B'eggo

"Lasagna anyone?"

Man fishing for sardines.